2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
You can ask me anything.
Ps. I'm sorry if my English sucks. "Pretending that we live doesn't make us alive. " -Serj Tankian
thanks to tumblr i’m now a loser with an awesome blog
Benedict entering with the book to be auctioned off (ended up being auctioned for £5000)
is he even real
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Play Pokemon games online. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Goodbye social life.
CAN I JUST FUCKING
THANK YOU SWEET HOLY JESUS
YOU’VE KILLED ME
Goodbye, old friend
I’m afraid this is the end
97% sure it’s safe to trust him now
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
in english today a girl asked me how i put on makeup with my glasses on and i said ‘i take them off’ and she looked at me like